wham bam thank you mam (ibid. 1996)
Do you think the way you run academic pen over page says anything about your performance in the sack? If you struggle to reach your conclusion, circling, never quite ready to let go. If you muddle awkwardly with clumsy groping arguments that you don't know are bad, and leave readers baffled. If you painstaking start at the start and write your way through to the end, leaving each paragraph perfect and a cold glow of meticulous mechanical satisfaction your reward at the end. Slow and steady wins the race or pump one out before dinner and squeeze another in before bed - brash and brassy, broad confident assertions and casual referencing. If you flirt with the reader and write with a smile, not taking it very seriously.

(Yes I am writing an essay)
(Yes it's been a while)