A whole world of scrappy fun

Fuck me. There are more scrapbooking sites out there than I could ever have dreamed of. Really. And they take all the fun out of taking the piss because, really, they say it so well themselves:

Have you ever staged an event just to use that cute sticker or die-cut that you had to have?
Do you buy your childrens' clothing because it matches the great paper that you found?
Do you have more scrapbooking toys (I mean tools) than any of your friends?
Do you have more scrapbooking supplies than you could possibly ever use but you still continue buying?
(Welcome to Scrapbooking Obsession!
Are you an obsessed scrapper?)

Let this be a warning to us all.