ooh hello, gee it's been a while. Can I remember what goes where? Left foot on Blue...oh, I think I just did my back in. Happy southern hemisphere pagan Halloween y'all. I had eggs left on the verandah from the Easter bunny - how cool is that?? Shame I didn't find them till the arvo and they were a little melty in the sun.
Quick update - I have a blister from taking the dog for a walk (no that's not a dodgy euphemism for something dirty), I found a cracker of a jazz albulm for 5 bucks from the velvet fog in high-karumba, I think I have finished a complete draft of my essay and I just realised that everyone else in the world was waiting for Shaun of the Dead to come out too!
NB I am writing this from a video shop - can you think of a more skanky locale for electronic communication? the previews to the Barbie movie are playing now. "She not only has the most beautiful hair in the world but proves that with love and determination you can acheive whatever you want in the world!". Did it really say that or did I just imagine that sentence in some chocolate induced caffeine crazed sugar high?
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Scarey!!
...But you probably did hear it. Her manufacturers are trying to distract us from the fact that she has a COMPLETELY FREAKY BODY SHAPE by giving her beauty both outer and inner, and independence and sexual ambiguity through giving Ken the flick!!
It's just like riding a bike little grrrl, which means if you're anything like me you have to keep getting back on cause you fall off on a regular basis and can never remember what the fuck you're doing! I think that the hair issue for Barbie is not actually separate from her ability to achieve, but is actually the reason she can achieve. So what would happen if we cut it?
I wonder if I'd be better at achieveing everything I wanted if, like Barbie, I could pull my arms out of their sockets; and my feet were permanently shaped to wear high heels?
Hard to say. I'd like knees that go backwards.
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